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Binky
Worship the Triumverate of ASLAN. Dharva SPISPOPD, Dharva Binky, and Dharva
Elvis.
I, the chief priest of Dharva Binky will here entail his full and glorious name:
Dharva Not-A-Shaolin-Monk Binky of the Boggled Brain, BOO, MOT, KSC, CUB,
OSR, DDS, PHB, Jr.RS, SOP, MotZM, Trollop, IDKFA
Dharva -- Title of respect, indicating wisdom and knowledge;
also reaffirms the title bearer's genetic humanity.
Not-A-Shaolin-Monk -- Self Explanitory
Binky -- the Name
Boggled Brain -- Binky has the rare ability to cloud his own mind,
not unlike 'The Shadow', but different, and real.
BOO -- Intended to frighten the reader
MOT -- Master of Tagramat
KSC -- Keeper of the Sacred Chao
CUB -- Complete and Utter Bastard
OSR -- Order of the Stoned Rhino
DDS -- Designated Disagreement Specialist
PHB -- Doctor of Boggle Philosophy
Jr.RS -- Junior RoboSatan
SOP -- Slug of Power!
MotZM -- Master of the Zen Mind
Trollop -- His Female Degredational Patronym
IDKFA -- "Very Happy Ammo Added"