Win 95 general advice.... <bg>

byron thomason (
Wed, 3 Jan 96 13:45:42 -0500

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>At 9:45 31/12/95, Mark Condon wrote:
>>Can anyone tell me how to get the camera to work with Win95? I called
>>connectix and they told me that it is a problem with some configurations but
>>not all,{stuff in same vein elided}..Can anyone help me out? I know
>>it will work with 95, but it just wont work with my setup for some reason.
>>And no I dont think its a hardware problem.... Thanx
>Mark..can't help with the specifics but this may help in general... <bg>
>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
>And the address of the memory makes CU-SeeMe then abort,
>Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
>And double-clicking the icon puts your software in the trash,
>And your data is corrupted 'cause the video doesn't hash,
>Then your situation may be hopeless, and your system's about to crash!
>If the modem on the line on the table at your house,
>Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
>But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
>That's repeatedly rejected by the audio when you call,
>And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
>So your video in the window is as bitty as a souse,
>Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>Coz as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
>And the microde instructions cause unneccesary risc,
>Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
>Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
>You've got the latest copy of Windows Ninetee-five
>But the hardware and the software are just too big for yer drive,
>And the hard disk on your system revolves like a set of plates,
>And the drivers for your printer arrived in cardboard crates,
>Then make sure you check your system for a virus or a bug,
>Cos' there ain't no way CU-SeeMe can find Mr Bill to fix it with a shrug!
>with apologies to anon....

oh God, another allnight programmer bytes the dust